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TPS Tues: A Thrilling Career

14th Apr 2015, 12:00 AM
TPS Tues: A Thrilling Career
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ProjectShiro 14th Apr 2015, 12:00 AM
Hello Jobzombies! This is a hard blog to make because there's not much interesting news. So I'll take this time to re-announce (because I can't remember if I did or not...) I'm going to Free Comic Book Day at Elite Comics in Overland Park, KS! Come by for commissions, comics, and HWSS@W merch! (If you don't want to get it via the Kickstarter.) Other than that, I'm in the process of moving in with my boyfriend. Very... very slowly. <.<;

For this week's extra story I present snippets from Den's 78 Things Den is not Allowed to Do in Job Corps:
4. Not allowed to bark at people I don't know.
5. Especially outside of Job Corps.
6. Not allowed to run around yelling "Waffle!"
9. Not allowed to discuss the many uses of duct tape.
10. Not even the hair removal bit.
11. Not allowed to imbibe strange substances on a bet.
12. No matter HOW much money I'm offered.
13. Not allowed to mislead any potential entrants into the Job Corps Program.
14. No matter HOW funny it is.
15. Not allowed to duct tape people to things.
16. Walls count too.
18. Not allowed to do the Thriller in the middle of the cafeteria.
20. Not allowed to use "42" on paperwork.
21. Unless it is a valid answer to a math problem.
22. But especially not on leadership cards.
23. And definitely not as my signature on payline!


plymayer 14th Apr 2015, 12:32 AM
AutobotDen 14th Apr 2015, 8:28 PM
Best part is... Nobody but me knows which ones are actually true! Mwahaha!
A-A-Yo-Ing 11th Mar 2021, 6:48 AM
I bet not being allowed to Duct-tape people to things is a lie!